himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

ofsparrows:

I like to think that Howl and Calcifer just sat down and had tea and a chat once in a while. You would too if your fireplace were a sentient fire demon. It’s one of the perks.

ofsparrows:

I like to think that Howl and Calcifer just sat down and had tea and a chat once in a while. You would too if your fireplace were a sentient fire demon. It’s one of the perks.

ruinedbabe:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

The Rules


Rule 1) Always post the rules.

Rule 2) Answer the questions the other person asked then write 11 new ones.
Rule 3) Tag 11 people in the post.
Rule 4) Tell ‘em you tagged them!

Rule 5) Tell the person who tagged you you’ve answered the questions!

delphinepls tagged me but I am not going to tag anyone else or make up questions because I am the busiest person and should not be on tumblr right now anyway. Also, fuck rules.

  1. Hogwarts house? I am the most Ravenclaw. But a Ravenclaw who does not obey rules because fuck the man.
  2. Favorite primary color?
    Blue.
  3. Bread, chips, or apple?
    The hardest question of all. Gonna say chips, but I eat way more apples because I am in love with them.
  4. How often do you try to write with your non-dominant hand?
    Almost never. My left hand knows it is useless at writing, but sometimes will sew things when my right hand gets too bloody.
  5. How do you take your coffee and/or tea?
    I drink all my tea unsweetened because I am a badass.
  6. Who is your favorite fictional character and what quidditch position would they play?
    My favorite fictional character right now is Helena and she would def be a seeker.
  7. Do you have any decals or stickers on your computer?
    Nope, but I do have stickers all over my car.
  8. Do you have any plans this week?
    I have tech for Whorehouse this weekend and two new shows starting on Monday, so just work. But hopefully gaining the courage to ask this guy to see a movie. That is my big to do for the summer and I want to get it done.
  9. Whether or not they are part of your wardrobe, can you walk in high heels?  Yes, but I am only good at it after I’ve had a few drinks.
  10. Whether or not you believe in souls, what do you think yours would smell like? New York cheddar Kettle Chips
  11. Would you rather bite your tongue or stub your toe? Stub my toe because it will not prevent me from enjoying food.
A message from niaollhoran
dennys why would i want to eat nachos for breakfast
A reply from dennys

pls do not even come at me right now with this kind of attitude why wouldn’t you want to eat nachos 24/7 why wouldn’t you want to enjoy your life to the fullest come on “niaoll” be the breakfast change you want to see in the world!

How do you ask someone on a date? I have been trying for the past month and I am failing so hard. I know HOW, but how? How do you be a person?

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" "What are you going to make with it?""Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

In love with this lady and in love with cabbages. Perfection.

humans-of-pdx:

"This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is sold! It’s going to be good eatin’!" 
"What are you going to make with it?"
"Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening."

In love with this lady and in love with cabbages. Perfection.

This is how to get me to put out.

This is how to get me to put out.

cross-connect:

A series of Skulls sculptures, by no other than Jim Skull.
I’m not sure if that is his real name, or he’s just that committed to his art, either way I admire the dedication and the work. 

Matthew Lewis photographed by Leigh Keily for JON Magazine. x

Shut your fucking face

pansoph:

my heart is beating so fast i just googled “how many dogs are there in the world” and an article in 2012 says that there are around 525 million and i can’t believe it that is so many dogs, and so many of them are happy and wagging their tails and they love u and they want 2 give u little puppy kisses and lie in the sun or trot in the snow and they are alive and they make me want to be alive also

maid-en-china:

Just when I said I wanted to draw more whimsical fantasy, this came out instead. Modern day reinterpretation of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven.
(Part of the Poe series. View The Black Cat here)

maid-en-china:

Just when I said I wanted to draw more whimsical fantasy, this came out instead. 

Modern day reinterpretation of Edgar Allan Poe’s The Raven.

(Part of the Poe series. View The Black Cat here)